My pal Bob Blaschuk recently started a new film appreciation website called DAS BOBS WORLD, so I thought it would be fun to sit down and chat about his love of cinema, what makes his 31 Days of Halloween Horror different, and how a picture makes it on his Unrankable...
Mulberry Street - A Mischief of Zombies By Bob Blaschuk Mulberry Street is a first time offering from writers Jim Mickle and Nick Damici, who went on to write "Stakeland", and "We Are What We Are." Mickle also directed this one, and that is about as good of a pedigree...
Paranormal Entity - Americas Most Demonic Home Videos By Bob Blaschuk Before any sort of reviewing, joke making, and general movie nerd raging happens, I would really like to point out that the alternate name for Paranormal Entity is Paranormal Investigations 3. There...
River of Darkness - Total Nonstop Awful! By Bob Blaschuk *Clears Throat* Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls. Bob Blaschuk brings to you a review of a movie that features your favorite stars from Total Nonstop Action wrestling! River of Darkness is a full-stop, lack...
Almost none of the films in this list are great. Most are not even good. It's the story of their making that is fascinating. #5 - WILLARD: THE YEAR OF THE RAT (2003) It's obvious that director Glen Morgan was passionate about remaking the story of a boy and his rat,...
#1 Cheerleader Camp – Beneath the Bottom of the Barrel By Bob Blaschuk Let's talk about "Late Night Comedy," the sub-genre #1 Cheerleader Camp falls under. This term encompasses the type of film you would find on during the darkest hours of late night television....
"Burning Bright" is apparently based on a poem from 19th century English Romantic Age poet William Blakes called "The Tyger". I would not be offended, nor would I know if you took the time right now to go and read this short poem. I recommend you take note of the line...
Ghostquake - The Haunted Dreams of Danny Trejo By Bob Blaschuk So, Ghostquake (a.k.a. Haunted High) is bad. That line alone is probably enough to stop most people from watching this movie. Still, what's worse than bad is that Ghostquake is just extremely boring. See,...
South Beach Academy - Feldmania! By Bob Blaschuk Previously in my movie watching life... "I'm sure the other Corey Feldman movie on this two pack can't be any worse than Rock N Roll High School Forever, can it?" Short answer. Yes! Yes, it damn well can! South Beach...
I am going to preface this review by saying that XOXO is a movie which was not made with me in mind. I do not take part in raves, festivals, drugs, dancing, buses, standing in lines, nor generally going outside if not necessary. So, my review may reflect that in its...
