Paranormal Entity – Americas Most Demonic Home Videos
Paranormal Entity - Americas Most Demonic Home Videos By Bob Blaschuk Before any sort of reviewing, joke making, and general movie nerd raging happens, I would really like to point out that the alternate name for Paranormal Entity is Paranormal Investigations 3. There...
The Unofficial History of Midnight Madness
I am a Midnight Madness obsessive and have bought a ten ticket pass every year since 2008 (100$ as a student back in the day! R.I.P pass). My favorite movie going memories are the ones I made waiting in line for hours with friends (rain or shine), reacting as one with...
River of Darkness – Total Nonstop Awful!
River of Darkness - Total Nonstop Awful! By Bob Blaschuk *Clears Throat* Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls. Bob Blaschuk brings to you a review of a movie that features your favorite stars from Total Nonstop Action wrestling! River of Darkness is a full-stop, lack...
Wolf Warrior 2 Is The Best Canon Film That Canon Never Made
I wasn't super excited about WOLF WARRIOR 2. I found the first one fairly middling, with a distinct lack of martial arts, and a waste of Scott Adkins as a villain, so I wasn't jumping for joy when I saw a sequel was on the way. The first one was a massive hit...
The Top Five: Forgotten Movie Making-Ofs
Almost none of the films in this list are great. Most are not even good. It's the story of their making that is fascinating. #5 - WILLARD: THE YEAR OF THE RAT (2003) It's obvious that director Glen Morgan was passionate about remaking the story of a boy and his rat,...
The Top Five: Little Rubber Monsters Movies
No GREMLINS ALLOWED. #5 - THE GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1987) Urgh. Argh. Eeeeeeeeek! Based on the the hit gross out novelty cards, this is movie equivalent of swimming around in trash and being punctured by a bunch of dirty needs. It's existence alone warrants itself a...
It’s time to ace ‘GHOULIES III: GHOULIES GO TO COLLEGE’
Why do I love little rubber monsters so much? Is it the fact that the monsters represent the unleashed ID of my child self? Or that the monsters reflect the beast that I feel stir inside me on a daily basis, the one that struggles to escape, the one that is the true...
A Short and Satisfying Fight with ‘The Final Master’ (REVIEW)
Lets be honest folks, it's been pretty slim pickings in the world of martial arts cinema these days. SPL 2 and Indonesia's HEADSHOT were barn burners, but they were the exception to the rule. I still get excited when I see something like 'Sammo Hung choreographed THE...
The Most Dangerous Running Man in ‘The Million Game’
A disheveled man wakes up in a hotel room. His television has his face plastered all over it. The announcer calmly announces that it's the last day of the game. The hunters will soon find the man and attempt to kill him. If the man survives, he will get a million...
Albert Pyun Is A Great Director
As a kid with dial up internet I would spend every waking out trawling cult movie review websites: BADMOVIES.ORG. ZOMBIE KEEPER. STOMP TOKYO. I discovered the work of John Woo, Sam Raimi, Peter Jackson and hundreds of other directors that blew my mind, redefined my...
